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crazy fucking homeless romans.
so lastnight i went out with lauran even though i was dead tired and did not want to drink, but she had a rough day so what the hell, i went. anyway, we got to campo- this square by the vatican with like 500 different bars and got totally trashed for free thanks to our american boys who are friends. on our way back we say the 'spoon man'. we see him everytime we go to campo, which has been the last six of the seven nights ive been in rome. anyway, he talks into his spoon as well as plays music. he also has a horn that he honks. hes a crazy. anyway, i was taking a picture and he was near me and he thought that i was takiing a picture of him. he came up to me and tried to rip my camera out of my hand, in the meantime my purse fell and he was trying to grab it as well as trying to kick me at the same time. lauran came up and was starting to kick, aiming for the balls.... anyway, i was drunk and so was she so im not sure if she made contact with the balls. i certainly fucking hope so. anyway, i got my purse back and my camera was undamaged. but it was crazy. and hilarious in a weird freaky way. we couldnt stop laughing about it the whole way back to our apartment which is a fifteen minute walk from the campo. needless to say... while being at campo before the whole homeless thing happened. this italian came up to me and proceeded to try and stick his fucking tongue in my mouth.... ewwww, italian men are dirty dirty dirty. so when i got home i used mouth wash, listerine, for like fifteen minutes to make sure all the germs had died. after that we hung out with these three extremely hott american boys who go to our school. scott, 23, from new york but relocated to chicago, and i had a very good conversation. hes in my religion class. i now have a crush on him. hes so damn cute and funny and nice... and everything good. ive been told the feelings are mutual. however, one of his roomies, clayton, a pike... a frat if you didnt know thats notorious for being slutty boys, also took a liking towards me. he seemed really nice and what not as well. but i find scott more attractive. hes my little emo/punk rock cutie boy.... i have a online photo book... the link is: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/smjam es10/my_photos go check them out bitches!
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